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Weasel Farrot Bunk was created many moons ago when A Merry Can S. Press company did not like the actions of Happy Weasel and Forgon Farrot. So they fired the two men. These two men created the Weasel Farrot Bunk. They loved taking advantage of all of their customers so they could buy more stuff and so was born the overpaid executive. Would you like a Forgon Farrot running your company? How about a Weasel? LOL!!! They are the ones who created the High Yield Credit Cards. The worst part is they would start you out at 0% and then raise the rates whenever they wanted to. Eventually reaching 25%. Everyone just accepted it because the rich always get big breaks (especially when the Ruling Party is in charge) and the poor always gets the shaft.
Then the Weasel Farrot Bunk bought out the Why Choke Ya Bunk and now they were really full of bunk. They then started the Mastered Card (the card where the bank mastered your financial life, to them this was funny, but the lay man did not understand what was happening to them because no one reads the fine print. The banks make the terms and conditions very long, confusing, and full of legal sleeze so that no one understood it). The Stroke Exchange (if you do poorly you end up with a stroke) loved this because the profits were very good. The Jade Peed Moron Cheese Bunk followed suit and started the Sieza Card (known to seize all of your assets and transfer it to the execs of the company) JP Moron became filthy rich. Crappy Toll Want Bunk (they charged crappy tolls on the roads of Ardonia and started a credit card called the Decliner. “It pays to decline her” became their slogan (it paid the company anyway). Senior Vice President Burn Me Made Auf got his money from this and pawn sea schemes. His business partner Tomb Pet Yours from Mint Soda known most for Sum County Airlines. Can you say bailout or government takeover. These execs don’t care as long as they can buy that 3rd boat or 4th house.
Fast forward to today’s news, Weasel Farrot’s Senior Vice President Share Hondia Gay Tunes who is in charge of forclosed homes has been living in a $12 million home on the beach of My Lube You City in Calodonia. When Weasel Farrot Bunk took control of the home they would not show it to potential buyers while Share Hondia got to live there and enjoy the beach and have parties with other execs and Holy Woods stars. What do you think?
Isam is fired up and ready to go. We took back September 11th from the terrorists. Join us as we attempt to make it a date to remember when real change was made. We would like to become the One Voice that everyone in the galaxy will listen to. The voice of reason, hope for a brighter future, of real change, of common sense solutions of the most challenging issues of the present. The more people who join Isam in this measure, the louder that voice becomes. We sincerely hope that it becomes a deafening voice that sparks conversations that lead our politicians and company executives in the right direction. Isam is fired up and ready to go, are you?
Far, far away in The Golden Galaxy, is The Universal Stars of Ardonia. There are 2 significant powers, The Ruling Party and The Door Mat Party. The All Empowering Wizard is Bored Odd Oh Momma. His Assistant Wizard is Joo Bite One. His Second Tarot of State is Hill Rhea Clitton. Her husband Bull Clitton was once a wizard. Goober Wimp Borscht was the most recent wizard and was from The Ruling Party. Ironically, the Door Mat Party is the current ruling party (has most of the power). Goober’s dad was Goober Hurt Butt Wetter Borscht who is also a former wizard. Goober’s assistant was Dork Chain Me (or shoot me in the face). Dork was the Cheesy Empowering Organism (C. E. O.) of the Hell Butane Corporation. Of course butane is one of the galaxy’s most needed resources.
Now that the Door Mat Party is large and in charge, The Ruling Party’s most outspoken leaders are Dork and a media giant named Rusted Limp Burger. Rusted is most known for his over the top approach to making the opposition look foolish (at least in his eyes they look foolish). Another spokesperson would be Shady Pale One. She almost became an assistant wizard but is sort of losing her mind lately. She recently stepped down from her post as the govenor of At Last Call. She is also well known for being able to see Rushies from her back porch.
Health Care Reform
We need the doctors to take a pay cut (no one needs to own so much), the facilities and hospitals to budget better (tax incentives could be given both to the facility itself and each of its expenditures, i.e. the power company could provide services for a lower amount or free and then the government would allow them a write off) and take some money from the doctors (like union dues) to help with costs, the insurance companies to lower premiums, the drug companies to drastically lower costs - again the government could give tax incentives to all these entities to bring down costs.
We need to stop double, triple and quadruple dipping. This means a surgery should not have a large surgeon fee, a second surgeon fee, a large facility fee, and an anesthesiologist, and supplies, and ....
Many of these costs are just too high. Everyone in the galaxy is affected by the economy meltdown and has had to take less and accept change, why should it be that the privileged should not take some of the burden. Everyone should be helping in whatever way they can. Accepting the real costs of things will help the galaxy overcome. This could apply to every creature and entity in the galaxy, banks, credit card companies, butane companies, etc could all lower their costs to help the recovery.
The Jive Son Family
My Cool Jive Son originally got his fame from The Jive Five. He has 3 sisters: Rebel, Lil' Toy, and Planet. His brothers are Jokie, Titon, Jerry, Marble, Randell. His father was Joo Self, and his mom was Cat Rine. His children are My Cool Jive Son Jr (Prance), Pear Ace, Prance My Cool Jive Son II (Blinkie). His best friends were Dye Yanna Rose, Eliza Bathe Tielor, Broke Sheers, Opera Wintergreen, Lion Rich E., Share, Prisa Pear Pretzel (her father was Elves Pretzel), My Diner (singer of Like a Sturgeon), Mackerel Chalken, Deep Rock Chop Rod, etc.
The Jive Son Family goes on tour and starts a record label and dedicates it to their brother My Cool Jive Son Records. A significant portion of the proceeds of the record label and the tour (and any merchandise) is donated to “Save the Music Foundation”. The Jive Son Family’s record label signs aspiring artists that would not ordinarily have a chance that they find on their travels and on www.isam.biz and allow these acts to be the opening act on their tour.
The father Joo Self would micro manage and help young aspiring entrepreneurs learn the music business. He guided them in the right direction to become managers and promoters of the next generation of music. This also allowed Joo Self to relax more and enjoy what his children were doing this time around as he was not responsible of making a name for them now. The family says they like this side of their father much more, he is more helpful and less controlling making the experience better than ever. The sad part is that My Cool never got to see this side of his father.
Reverend Ale Sharp Pen would appear at some of the concerts to introduce the family. He put the focus on the positive for the future, by not dwelling on the negative from the past. He said that My Cool Jive Son was put through way too much negative publicity while he was alive, and all the positive things he was doing were being overlooked by most of the media except for The Magnificent Zanzibars (a popular news agency that covers mostly the stars of The Holy Woods).
My Cool will always be remembered for helping feed the galaxy and making sure attention was given to the younger generation. My Cool also broke through barriers that helped propel today’s stars of Holy Woods and the music world. Planet Jive Son became very popular and she gives credit to My Cool. Poop C gained significant ground on the Choke Your Hola
Corporation in the soda industry when My Cool appeared in the Poop C’s commercial and tragedy struck. Strangely enough the commercial was never finished but Poop C received free publicity and My Cool had a great response from his fans. The Magnificent Zanzibars would like to do a shout out to My Cool and you can to by sending your thoughts, prayers, or favorite memories of the King of Pop to: tributes@isam.biz
Much more to come, I was able to launch on September 11th!!!
It was important to launch on 9-11 so that when this becomes big enough, we will announce that we launched on 9-11 and we did our part to take the date back from the terrorists. Thank you for your patience.
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