Weasel Farrot Bunk was created many moons ago when A Merry Can S. Press company did not like the actions of their Ass. Loser Man. Happy Weasel and Loser Man. (loot services manager) Forgon Farrot.  So the S. Press Cheesy Empowering Organism Skum Bucket fired the two men.  They created the Weasel Farrot Bunk.  They loved taking advantage of all of their customers so they could buy more stuff and so was born the overpaid executive.  Would you like a Forgon Farrot running your company? How about a Happy Loser Man? LOL!  They are the ones who created the High Yield Cried Yet Cards (so known because the executives yielded high profits from the cried yet cards and it is asked if your card has made you cry yet?).  The worst part is they would start you out at 5% (to suck you in) and then raise the rates whenever they wanted to.  Every month it would go a half percent until it hit 50%.  Everyone just accepted it because the rich always get big breaks (especially when the Ruling Party is in charge) and the poor always gets the shaft. 

Then the Weasel Farrot Bunk bought out the Why Choke Ya Bunk and now they were really full of bunk.  They then started the Mastered Card (the card where the bank mastered your financial life, to them this was funny, but the lay man did not understand what was happening to them because no one reads the fine print. The banks make the terms and conditions very long, confusing, and full of legal sleeze so that no one understood it).  The Stroke Exchange (if you do poorly you end up with a stroke) loved this because the profits were very good.  The Jerky Prix Moron Cheese Bunk followed suit and started the Sieza Card (known to seize all of your assets and transfer it to the execs of the company)  Loser Man JP Moron became filthy rich.  Crappy Toll Want Bunk (they charged crappy tolls on the roads of Ardonia and started a cried yet card called the Decliner.  “It pays to decline her” became their slogan (it paid the company anyway).   Seen Your Viro Prissy Dent Burn Me Mad Auf got his money from this and pawn sea schemes. His business partner Tomb Pet Yours who used to run the Trendy Muck Bank in Calodonia.  Can you say bailout or government takeover. 
These execs don’t care as long as they can buy that 3^rd boat or 4^th house.  There is so much pressure on the employees of the Weasel Farrot Bunk to sell more products that most of its employees are truly miseralbe.  The worst part is they focus their sales effort on the people with the least money.  If you have a lot of money most of the employees aren't even allowed to speak to you about the many financial opportunities the company has to offer.  The management tells its employees that every customer everytime they come in there is an opportunity to sell them another bank product unless they are rich of course.  The worst thing is this story is the government of The Universal Stars of Ardonia gave $25 billion dollars to the Weasel Farrot Bunk to help those who needed loans or refinance of their mortgage.  Weasel Farrot once again showing they could care a less about their customers feelings used the money to buy out My Choke Ya Bunk which of course was all about the money.

Fast forward to today’s news, Weasel Farrot’s Seen Your Viro Prissy  Dent Share Hondia Gay Tunes who is in charge of 4 closed homes has been living in a $12 million home on the bee atch of My Lube You City in Calodonia.  When Weasel Farrot Bunk took control of the home they would not show it to potential buyers while Share Hondia got live there and enjoy the bee atch and have parties with other execs and Holy Woods stars.   

What do you think?